TITLE: Re: Panacea; part i
PAIRING: KoyaShige, Yokoyama/Koyama (do they have a namesquish?) very minor Pin, maybe some extremely vague TegoMasu and JinRyo. With appearences by Sakurai and Tokio.
RATING: NC17
WORD COUNT: 4,612
SUMMARY: The doctors drill him on his friendship with Koyama. He admits the hand holding. They're not happy. Berate Shige about how that was detrimental to Koyama's treatment. Shige tells them he thinks Koyama's scared and lonely and needs some one. They tell Shige he's not a doctor.
WARNINGS: AU. Totally inaccurate rehabilitation procedures. Dubious sexual context at times.

( It's a love addiction. )

TITLE: Professional Relationships Are Still Relationships
PAIRING: RyoShige
PROMPT: Ryo the porn star wants to sleep with his favourite cameraman, Shige.

( Professional Relationships Are Still Relationships )

TITLE: Everyone Loves A Man In Uniform
PAIRING: Massu/Ryo
PROMPT: Ryo, wearing a girl's uniform, riding Massu. Bonus points if he keeps the skirt on.

( Everyone Loves A Man In Uniform )

TITLE: Who Needs Words When You've Got A Body Like That
RATING: NC17
PAIRING: Ryo/NEWS
WORD COUNT: 2,245
SUMMARY: Ryo is the Boss, the King and big pimpin' all at the same time.
NOTES: Happy sort-of Birthday, Ryo ♥ Also, props to Japan!Amazon for shipping my Winter Diamond Party DVD early.

( Who Needs Words When You've Got A Body Like That )

TITLE: 5 Times Shige Tries To Look Cool With His iPhone But Fails Instead
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 2,524
NOTES: Obviously, Shige-centric. Why did I write this? Cause Shige's got an iPhone! And it demanded fic-age. enshinge, thank you translating the recomon, cause I was too lazy to listen to the whole thing. But I guess now I'll have to go back and do that.

( 5 Times... )

These are all things that I started, and then promptly hit a re-enforced concrete wall. They've been on my computer for a while now, and they're not going anywhere. But I can't just delete them. So, since things have felt very dead for a while now, behold: Those Which Clearly Define The Limits Of My Writing.


( shige + massu :: beep bop, here we are )
( koyama / shige + ryo :: cypher )
( ryo / massu :: blunt like a sword )

TITLE: An Unexpectedly Domestic Romance / part 2: i fought the law and the law won
RATING: G – heavy R
PAIRING: Shige/Ryo
WORD COUNT: 12,385 (aka, too long)
SUMMARY: Ryo needs a job; Shige needs a maid (and a cook wouldn’t hurt either). If only things had remained that simple.
NOTES: Edits, please D:

( i fought the law and the law won )

TITLE: An Unexpectedly Domestic Romance / part 1: i know it’s my fault, but i’d rather blame you
PAIRING: Shige/Ryo
RATING: G – heavy R
WORD COUNT: 12,385 (aka, too long)
SUMMARY: Ryo needs a job; Shige needs a maid (and a cook wouldn’t hurt either). If only things had remained that simple.
NOTES: I can’t seem to write normal RyoShige… Also, I guess this is more or less answering this prompt at the Summer Smut Meme, which I didn’t realize even existed until several weeks after it had died. Go me.

( i know it's my fault, but i'd rather blame you )

TITLE: Double Take
PAIRING: Platonic TegoShige(, Koyama/Shigeyakko?)
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 2,457
SUMMARY: Tegoshi finds out about something he shouldn't have found out about.
NOTES: oh snap! Double post in celebration of je_fqfest reveals~

( Double Take )

TITLE: Colliding Like Planets And Stars
PAIRING: Ohkura/Ryo/Uchi
RATING: NC17!
WORD COUNT: 5,440
SUMMARY: Dinner, sex, breakfast. The right way of the world.
NOTES: It's reveals-day for je_fqfest!! Even though I joined the JE fandom after Uchi's suspension, and I tend to avoid writing him for that reason, I had a lot of fun doing it for this exchange! I was stoked to write this, and I was stoked to write for crystallekil! And thanks bakemonokun for being my beta ♥

( Colliding Like Planets and Stars )

TITLE: Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act IV
PAIRING: ShigePi, KoyaShige
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 2,809
SUMMARY: Koyama maybe doesn't understand Shige completely. Or even himself.
A/N: I'm really sorry this took me more than a month to get done. I didn't mean for that to happen it just... kind of did.

( Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act IV )

If these were Shige birthday drabbles, then they might actually have something to do with his birthday, but they don't. I wanted to post the final part of Come Be Close (And Be Rested) today, since that actually has to do with Shige, but seriously, that wasn't going to happen. I'm working on it though, I promise.


( koyama / shige + ryo :: it's happy hour somewhere )
( koyama + nakamaru :: good things come in small packages )
( shige / tegoshi + ryo :: i'd ask how your night was, but i can tell from the way you're walking )
( news :: name drabbles )

TITLE: Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act III
PAIRING: ShigePi, KoyaShige
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 2,505
SUMMARY: Koyama maybe doesn't understand Shige completely. Or even himself.
A/N: This isn't even related, but I re-organized some of my tags. For example, there is now a tag for Whore!verse, whereas before I had just been filing it under 'RyoShige'. So, yeah. Just an FYI.

( Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act III )

TITLE: Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act II
PAIRING: ShigePi, KoyaShige
RATING: NC17
WORD COUNT: 4,666
SUMMARY: Koyama maybe doesn't understand Shige completely. Or even himself.

( Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act II )

TITLE: Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act I
PAIRING: ShigePi, KoyaShige
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 3,570
SUMMARY: Koyama maybe doesn't understand Shige completely. Or even himself.

( Come Be Close (And Be Rested); Act I )

TITLE: Under the Same Sky
GROUP: NEWS
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 2,534
SUMMARY: After Tegoshi and Masuda go missing (One Man’s Hell is Another Man’s Heaven), the rest of NEWS has to suffer through the waiting.
A/N: Happy birthday, Koyama ♥ ♥

( Under the Same Sky )

TITLE: Lament
CHARACTER: Shige
SUMMARY: Meeting a kitten for the first time is not the most pleasant of experiences for Shige.

( Lament )

TITLE: Vice & Glitter
PAIRING: RyoShige
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: 2,117
SUMMARY: A remix of Late Nights in Nameless Suburbs. (Because I'm too lazy to write something actually new.)

( Vice & Glitter )

TITLE: Hey There, Good Lookin', Lookin' Good!
PAIRING: RyoShige
PROMPT: RyoShige, crossdressing

( Hey There, Good Lookin', Lookin' Good! )

TITLE: Gracious
PAIRING: PiKoyaShige
PROMPT: NEWS double-pen on Shige

( Gracious )